By Lance Inkwell
Ring the alarm! Sound the siren!
A lunatic has escaped from the old asylum.
The say he’s a maniac, a monster, a freak!
We must get out of harm’s way and off of the streets.
Inside that building we should be safe.
A lunatic would never think to look in that place.
Let’s board up the windows, lock all the doors,
Turn off the lights, and get down on the floor.
Now stay dead quite — He might be nearby.
Especially if you were tricked into following him inside.