SUICIDE NOTES II
It was delivered by mail
With no return address
SUICIDE NOTES III
She mistakenly turned hers in at homeroom in place of last night’s creative writing assignment.
She got an A+ and her mother proudly displayed it on the fridge when she got home.
This made her want to write another one.
SUICIDE NOTES IV
Just a bunch of crumpled up losing lottery tickets at his feet.
SUICIDE NOTES V
The flower pots were overflowing with water, and three big bags of dry cat food were poured out onto the floor.
SUICIDE NOTES VI
The yellow sticky note on the TV read,
“All I wanted was your attention!”
SUICIDE NOTES VII
Just lyrics to a sad love song.
SUICIDE NOTES VIII
A memo on the calendar that read,
“THE BIG DAY!”
SUICIDE NOTES IX
The only part of the ten page letter that was legible…
“Please read this at my funeral.”
SUICIDE NOTES X
“I’m sick of my cliché existence. Goodbye cruel world!”
SUICIDE NOTES XI
He was holding her suicide letter when they found his body.
SUICIDE NOTES XII
It started out as a suicide letter, but now she thinks it would be a sick poem.
SUICIDE NOTES XIII
He carefully folded the well-thought-out letter in half and placed it in the front pocket of his blazer. The rush of wind from the thirty story fall pulled the letter from his jacket, and set it back down three city blocks away in an open dumpster.
SUICIDE NOTES XIV
She decided to write one for her husband.
SUICIDE NOTES XV
He posted it on Facebook and it received 16 “Likes”.
SUICIDE NOTES XVI
“Please refer to my funeral as a Celebration of Life.”
SUICIDE NOTES XVII
It is rumored that dolphins in captivity are prone to commit suicide by purposely drowning themselves in their depressive confining tanks, but there have been no suicide letters left behind to provide supporting evidence of such intent
SUICIDE NOTES XVIII
She wanted to beat the cancer.
SUICIDE NOTES XIX
He thought it would be poetic to carve “Time to flush my problems away into the deep”, on the walls of a bathroom stall, and then blow his brains out over the toilet. After the mess was cleaned by the custodian, the next person to use the stall wrote, “That’s what she said”, beneath it.
SUICIDE NOTES XX
He didn't write one.